{"id":9853,"date":"2012-10-10T11:35:22","date_gmt":"2012-10-10T15:35:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/peterlevine.ws\/?p=9853"},"modified":"2012-10-10T11:35:22","modified_gmt":"2012-10-10T15:35:22","slug":"haunted-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peterlevine.ws\/?p=9853","title":{"rendered":"Haunted House"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last week I slept in an old B&amp;B,<br \/>\nVictorian, Midwestern, built to convey<br \/>\nHigh respectability: a house for<br \/>\nA father of its foursquare, limestone town.<br \/>\nNow it wears a bohemian skrim,<br \/>\nOffering brownies and soy granola.<br \/>\nThere is said to be a ghost. I don\u2019t know<br \/>\nWhat kind. Scuttling waif in long nightdress?<br \/>\nGuilt-wracked hypocritical reverend?<br \/>\nAs I lay in the high, four-poster bed<br \/>\nMarking midnight on the digital clock,<br \/>\nWatching LEDs blink from my cell phone,<br \/>\nThe laptop, and the TV\u2019s complex box,<br \/>\nTo the sound of cars and central A\/C,<br \/>\nI compared this ghost to an endangered bird,<br \/>\nHer nesting woods cut to shreds by strip malls,<br \/>\nOffice parks, and the Interstate, cheeping<br \/>\nForlornly for a mate. In the sober<br \/>\nMorning light, the lacy lampshade over<br \/>\nThe candle-shaped 40-watt GE bulb<br \/>\nBegan to rock inexplicably.<br \/>\nI thought: Have you now been reduced to this?<br \/>\nIn your own house? Is this what \u201chaunting\u201d means<br \/>\nFor you? Trying to catch a stranger\u2019s eye<br \/>\nFor an instant as he starts his cluttered day,<br \/>\nJust to say that once you were living too?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last week I slept in an old B&amp;B, Victorian, Midwestern, built to convey High respectability: a house for A father of its foursquare, limestone town. Now it wears a bohemian skrim, Offering brownies and soy granola. There is said to be a ghost. I don\u2019t know What kind. Scuttling waif in long nightdress? Guilt-wracked hypocritical [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9853","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-verse-and-worse"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterlevine.ws\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9853","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterlevine.ws\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterlevine.ws\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterlevine.ws\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterlevine.ws\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9853"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/peterlevine.ws\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9853\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9889,"href":"https:\/\/peterlevine.ws\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9853\/revisions\/9889"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterlevine.ws\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9853"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterlevine.ws\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9853"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterlevine.ws\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9853"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}