{"id":5397,"date":"2008-03-10T07:13:53","date_gmt":"2008-03-10T07:13:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/peterlevine.ws\/?p=5397"},"modified":"2011-05-14T21:58:36","modified_gmt":"2011-05-14T21:58:36","slug":"bloggerel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peterlevine.ws\/?p=5397","title":{"rendered":"bloggerel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To bleg is to beg on your blog, your blog.<br \/>\nA blog made of movies: a vlog.<br \/>\nTo twitter&#8217;s to text folks your latest post;<br \/>\nA flog is a blog by a corporate ghost.<br \/>\nA blath is on math; a blawg covers law;<br \/>\nA troll will pounce on your teeniest flaw.<br \/>\nAn attorney whose mind is a fog<br \/>\nShould post his bleg on a blawg web log.<br \/>\nTo clog a blog, you jam it with spam:<br \/>\nJust ping that thing a link to your scam.<br \/>\nThe blogosphere, it&#8217;s got it all:<br \/>\nRolls and blolls and folderol.<br \/>\nPost anything on yours&#8211;it&#8217;s fine;<br \/>\nJust don&#8217;t forget to link to mine.<br \/>\nQuotes and lies, it all is free;<br \/>\nJust don&#8217;t forget to link to me.<\/p>\n<p>(If you think I made any of this up, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/List_of_blogging_terms\">click here<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To bleg is to beg on your blog, your blog. A blog made of movies: a vlog. To twitter&#8217;s to text folks your latest post; A flog is a blog by a corporate ghost. A blath is on math; a blawg covers law; A troll will pounce on your teeniest flaw. An attorney whose mind [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-verse-and-worse"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterlevine.ws\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterlevine.ws\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterlevine.ws\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterlevine.ws\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterlevine.ws\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5397"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/peterlevine.ws\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5397\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6189,"href":"https:\/\/peterlevine.ws\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5397\/revisions\/6189"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterlevine.ws\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterlevine.ws\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterlevine.ws\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}