{"id":18264,"date":"2017-03-30T12:34:48","date_gmt":"2017-03-30T16:34:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/peterlevine.ws\/?p=18264"},"modified":"2017-03-30T12:34:48","modified_gmt":"2017-03-30T16:34:48","slug":"to-whom-it-may-concern","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/peterlevine.ws\/?p=18264","title":{"rendered":"to whom it may concern"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It has come to my attention that the level of my age<br \/>\nIs now set to fifty, with more movement on the gauge.<br \/>\nWho authorized this increase? Who consented to the change?<br \/>\nThe alternative is worse, you say, but we\u2019ve breached my chosen range.<br \/>\nI\u2019ve searched my files for decades past and found most data gone.<br \/>\nRecords labeled thirties, forties seem to be withdrawn.<br \/>\nThose phases passed much faster than I\u2019d been led to understand;<br \/>\nI can\u2019t recall what happened then or whether it was planned.<br \/>\nI\u2019m writing to request a <em>reset, <\/em>please: thirty-five and hold it there.<br \/>\nOh, and reset all my family, too; just me would be unfair.<br \/>\nOnce I see the options back, and the meter\u2019s restored to high,<br \/>\nI\u2019ll retract the review I\u2019ve given you&#8211;but I await your prompt reply.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It has come to my attention that the level of my age Is now set to fifty, with more movement on the gauge. Who authorized this increase? Who consented to the change? The alternative is worse, you say, but we\u2019ve breached my chosen range. I\u2019ve searched my files for decades past and found most data [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-18264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-verse-and-worse"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterlevine.ws\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterlevine.ws\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterlevine.ws\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterlevine.ws\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterlevine.ws\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18264"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/peterlevine.ws\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18264\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18268,"href":"https:\/\/peterlevine.ws\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18264\/revisions\/18268"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/peterlevine.ws\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterlevine.ws\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/peterlevine.ws\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}